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darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

I have never related to a tumblr post more

JIF is a peanut butter brand.

this is why I call it G-I-F avoids problems

Choosy moms choose JIF

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hecklerandkoch:

Back in like fourth grade there was this thing at my school called the 100 book challenge and basically you got prizes for every like book you read and I read so much they called my mom in because they thought I was forging her signature on the logs because I read like seven hours a day and ‘no child would actually read that much’

True story, my mom couldn’t keep me in books.

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Dear Goddess, would you please make a goddess worship clip, sitting on a throne and commanding the whole world to bow down to you. We all accept our place beneath your feet, renounce our religions and proclaim you as the one true God. As we all bow down, you laugh at how you are sending us to hell, we continue bowing down and fade out. This is a true worship clip, and worship of the one true god... Eve Batelle

Oh I would LOVE to do a clip like that, showing everyone the Goddess in me ;-) Email me for more details evebatelle@gmail.com xoxoxo

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