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Yaaaaaaay, the oil spewing everywhere is getting worse… This mechanic is probably not going to like me after tomorrow morning when I walk in. Since we’ve spent now over $1000 for the car to be NOT fixed, you won’t mind that I refuse to give you another dollar and you’re STILL gonna fix it. NOW. *smile* Thanks!

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Anonymous asked:

i wanted to ask you, how much would it cost for you to make a humiliation video for my wife, calling her fat names. she's over 200lbs and i'm sick of her fat ass.i want to give her the video for her birthday, she needs to see a real girl like yourself, sexy and skinny. I will send you a pic of her

I do not body-shame anyone. If this was your fetish about me making fun of YOUR weight, then I would love to humiliate you because that is your turn on. I will not make a woman feel bad for her body just because some douchebag husband is being a pathetic, tiny-dicked loser who probably has no room to talk anyways.

#SorryNotSorry

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Anonymous asked:

Eve Batelle is god! We all bow down and pray to your feet.

As you rightfully should!! *giggle* I AM your amazing, beautiful, perfect Goddess!!

(Evil thoughts of taking over the world with my friends dance in my head… >.

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